Reblogging Animals, Puns, and whatever strikes my fancy.
telepaths and their handsy boyfriends playing chess on double dates
Kirk’s face is totes like ‘unfair man starfleet wont let me marry my science officer what makes you so special’
I recently bought a Star Trek novel that features Spock seriously pondering a threesome on the cover.
If there is one thing in my life I regret, it’s not this.
dude like i went to gatorland and one of the keepers told me that despite the rough skin alligators and crocs have SUPER sensitive skin, like more sensative than our finger tips. So this lil guy can feel being petted, and maybe even enjoys it. I mean look at this cutie, who wouldn’t love to pet him?
THIS CROW UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A CROW? I’M DONE.
Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.
there was actually an old fable about a crow filling a pot of water with stones so he could have a drink.