Just bein' me

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May 28, 2012 12:24 pm 12:23 pm

“Cap, not for nothing, but the last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid.”

(Source: tell-me-about-that-dream-where, via twirlingwarblers)

11:28 am 11:18 am

natashass:

i regret nothing

(via cleopatracodi)

11:18 am

smartpeopleonice:

friendly reminder that richard speight jr basically ships sabriel now 

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11:14 am

deduce-me-e:

deduction019:

xan-der-shinywolf:

No one can successfully kill Sherlock.
Not even Sherlock. 

Not even Sherlock. 

NOT EVEN SHERLOCK

(via fanboyphilcoulson)

May 27, 2012 11:34 pm 11:33 pm 10:29 pm
verifascinating:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

“I hear it’s even easier to kneel when you’re already on the ground…”
*THOR TACKLE* 
“….!!!”

verifascinating:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

“I hear it’s even easier to kneel when you’re already on the ground…”

*THOR TACKLE* 

“….!!!”

(Source: jillypooh, via blahblahblarg)

10:27 pm